Sunday, November 29, 2015
About a month ago I started to think that Zeke might be losing weight. Well, he's old, I told myself. I know he won't last forever. Then I noticed that he was losing hair.
"It's his thyroid," said my pet savvy older sister, Pam. "Go get him tested at the vet."
Off we went to the vet. While in the examining room I heard the vet outside the door talking to the tech.
"The cat is 21??", he said. "Wow."
Zeke and I left the vet office with a bottle of pills meant to balance his thyroid levels. Within a few days I began to see a difference. His hair started growing in and he didn't look quite so gaunt. Another thing began to change, too. Giving Zeke the half pill every morning began to be progressively difficult. At first he ate them in his food. His appetite was so voracious that he was unaware he was taking his medicine. Then one day I noticed a little white sliver being left behind in his bowl.
"Bastard," I muttered, grabbing the slimy sliver and forcing it between his teeth. That went okay at first, though he didn't like it any more than I did.
"It's for your own good!", I'd yell, as Z clenched his jaws and pawed at my hands. This went on for a couple of weeks, but at least he was getting his meds and looking so much better. Then he started a new trick. I'd walk away from one of our pill forcing sessions, feeling victorious that I'd properly medicated my old kitty, only to return and find the pill on the floor, or in his dish. He'd apparently learned how to mimic swallowing it then spit it out, like a petulant child.
My frustration level reached a crescendo yesterday morning. Zeke is now so much healthier from having a balanced thyroid that he can actually claw the crap out of me. Basically, I have an ancient kitty that I can only medicate while he's sick. Once he's healthy, it's like trying to pill a crotchety, angry mountain lion. It's ridiculous. I can manhandle a 1200 lb horse with no trouble, but this senile, deaf, nearly blind husk of a cat is beating the shit out of me. Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled that Zeke is doing so well. He's rather miraculous to still be such a force at his advanced age, but there has to be an easier way. After hearing me complain about it last night, Jonathan agreed to help me with the "pilling of Freddy Cougar". We're going to start giving him the pill before his dinner this evening. If no one hears from us for a few days, please send help.